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MIA
MIA
BLASTS
OFF IN SOLANA
(not like that, you sick fuck)
Founder launches chain. Founder has dog (or his girlfriend… or girlfriend’s sister? idk who cares). Dog named Mia. What else do you need, ok?
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The Cybernetic Maltese Named Mia
It’s a dog named Mia and because it’s Blast, she’s got like cybernetic shit and stuff. Like maybe she’s part cyberpunk robot? Or maybe Pacman rewards her for following commands with a points system and the more points she gets, the more treats she gets but she went a bit crazy one time and possibly ran into a glass door trying to please him for points and busted her eye and now has a cybernetic replacement. You know, just hypothetically?
"SOLANA COMMUNITY CA: COMING SOON"
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SOLANA COMMUNITY OF MIA
Every dog has its day, every chain needs more tokens, and every degen needs a founder’s dog memecoin to ape.
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MIA
Every dog has its day, and every chain has its dog; enter Mia the mascot of Blast.